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icy mike 

all of you are wrong....straight from the big brother magazine owned by larry flynt over 10 years ago..........an icy mike is when you piss in a condom, then freeze it... ok now after its frozen, you take it out and poke a hole in it.... you then throw it in someones car if their windows are open, therefore melting piss all over the place....
i threw an icy mike in that toolbox's car hahahaha
icy mike by ulpsb August 26, 2011
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the man, (RIP)
big mike was the man.. aka ... big nutzzzz aka mister B. RIP

Mango mike and ike 

1.A particular flavor of mike & ike, that unfortunately tastes like a womans private area.

2. Another word for vagina
Dude, I'm finna get some mango mike and ike tonight

dyke mike 

counterpart/correlary to fag hag

someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
person 1: who's that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.
dyke mike by class of '06 May 25, 2006

Trooper Mike

A state trooper who was born and raised in Alma, Missouri. After attending Santa Fe High (go Chiefs!), he majored in criminal justice at Missouri State (class of '07). He often can be found patrolling the i-70 in his good ole' cruiser, sometimes with his police partner Jay Hammersmith. He is a Republican and Southern Baptist, and enjoys listening to country western music. When he is not in his hometown, he is skiing at Vail, Colorado, his favorite ski mountain. On his days off from patrol duty, he can be found hunting, or in the ole' armchair, catching reruns of Wild Roses, The Young and the Restless, As the World Turns, or one of his favorite movies, High Noon, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. He also enjoys watching sports games on TV, and cheers for the Missouri State Bears, the Missouri Tigers, and the Kansas City Royals.

Recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented Facebook group, entitled the "Trooper Mike Appreciation Society". This state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. In short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.
person 1: "Hey, have you added Trooper Mike on facebook?"
person 2: "Of course! He's the bomb-diggity! Haven't you?"
person 1: *quickly adds Trooper Mike* ... "Duh! who hasn't?"
Trooper Mike by the pseudonyms February 23, 2010

throws Mike at it 

The ultimate solution to fixing badly done anime dubs.

1. Find Mike McFarland
2. Kidnap him and take him to your place of residence.
3. Pick him up
4. Throw him at your TV while a badly dubbed anime is on the screen
5. Repeat while yelling "FIX IT!"




Note: This was brought about during a conversation about how much we respect Mike McFarland and the amazing job he is doing on Fullmetal Alchemist. I'd like to add in here a defintion for God reading "God: Mike McFarland" but have person convictions against that.
Person 1: ;_;
Person 3: What's wrong?
Person 1: The Tokyo Mew Mew dub sucks.
Person 2: Too bad Mike isn't working on it.
Person 1: ::picks Mike up and throws him at it:: Fix it!
throws Mike at it by wiremess March 12, 2005