Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.

"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."

by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017

Jesus Boner

Literally jesus’s holy erected dick

“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”

by DickSucka69 March 5, 2018

Aqua Jesus

Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.

The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"

by jackmormonpriest June 5, 2016

Black Jesus

No one less than Tupac.

In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac

by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016

Pub Jesus

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it

Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus

by Dignity December 7, 2020

Jesus math

When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected

When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.

by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020

Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.

If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!

by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011