hilserious

To be hilserious is to broach potentially controversial topics in a joking manner in order to be able to cover your arse with the "I was only joking" excuse.

Can also be a form of sarcasm, cf. sorry not sorry

"Honey, you know I was only joking when I said your sister obviously got the brains in your family!"

"I've got brains enough to tell when you're being hilserious you prick!"

by Paterculus September 18, 2020

Hitler pistol

A pistol that you could use to theoretically aim and eliminate any group that shares a single trait, though, habit ext.

Bob said he would Hitler pistol every one that gets offended by micro aggressions.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Hitlas

The plural of Hitler.
he's done a lot of good for the world, he fixed global warming, plastic pollution, and alot more

person 1: wait who are we supposed to hail
person 2: hitlas
person 1-56: hail hitlas hail hitlas hail hitlas
person 1: I love hitlas

by Novyak December 15, 2020

hitler

three shrodingers douchbags that rufuse to stop speaking and are ushering in a new stand.

did you see hitler take five thugs with three pulls of the bong?

by Cody5050 January 2, 2021

Hitlers Favorite

Being a strait white Christian male preferably with blue eyes and blonde hair

Jake: yeah he thinks he oppressed but he’s really hitlers favorite

Sally: makes sense, #ihatemen

by Hotgorlstuff January 3, 2021

Hitlerus

A nice man that wanted the world to be better😎

I wish I was Hitlerus

by Hitlerus May 21, 2021

Hitler

Killer of Osama Bin Laden, birther of vekks mithioklask and will reject being found by orclaes as prey. Will piss and/or shit to negate the negation. May use queerass of war rig. Loves Huckleberry. Great ad clear. Cannot be trusted near Lowes. Watches all the Marvel Movies and jerks off to Red Skull, from Fortnite. Non-binary....Hip hop and R&B singer.

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by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 23, 2021