birth-gate

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,

No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Birth normie

Usually single child males, one that stands in the spectrum of normality when it comes to the birth spectrum. Side effects include, saying 6-7 repeatedly, casual sexual relations with femboys/lady boys, and confusion when speaking to a higher authority.

Ehrar is a birth normie fr fr

by anonymous June 20, 2025

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Birthday Boy

A derogatory term for a trans man that believes in transmisandry.

I can't believe Dylan really thinks trans men are less privileged then trans women... what a birthday boy!

by N. Grimalkin July 31, 2025

Birthdate

When it’s your birthday and someone makes plans pretending to be a great birthday gift but it’s actually done with intentions of a possible love interest. A friend who is trying to change zones . A birthday from hell in other words

It’s the start of your future
A birthdate to remember

by Rick shores August 30, 2025

Birthday paradox

In probability theory, Birthday paradox is the phenomenon concerning the probability that, in a set of n randomly chosen people, at least two will share the same birthday. The birthday paradox is the counterintuitive fact that only 23 people are needed for that probability to exceed 50%. The birthday paradox is a veridical paradox, i.e. a paradox that produces counter-intuitive results, but is demonstrated to be true nonetheless.

I always thought it was super rare for two people to share a birthday, but the birthday paradox says it only takes 23 people to make it likely!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025