Swimming in my own lane

Something you say when you're unbothered by other people's opinions. You stick to what you want to do.

Don't tell me to walk faster, I'm swimming in my own lane!

by puzzleslacker August 3, 2025

touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016

27 my ass

To have a salad eaten from ones asshole.

27 my ass! make sure you bring napkins.

by FalseProphet13 April 5, 2021

My glorious king Goku

Goku…boy oh boy where do I even begin…. 🤤He’s just so…soooooo HOT! I NEED HIM, PLEEAAAASE! Chi-Chi is so goddamn lucky to have him as a husband, I would’ve been at him in bed all day every night, I NEEEEEED ITTTT

Person 1: My glorious king Goku solos all of fiction…he’s so….just so….ugh~ I NEEED HIM!!!
Person 2: What the fuck

by GokusDarDar February 13, 2024

Shit in my grandmothers mouth

Exclamation of shock or surprise

‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’

‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

Pull my arm

Sarcastic phrase said when one is told to do something they want to do.

“Fine, pull my arm - I’ll take a vacation.”

by 123HPA April 3, 2021

Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are awesome and full of energy!!

“Oh my days, that’s amazing news!”

by abcdefgfiJP June 23, 2022