Fake You

When someone else is acting like you and then catfishs someone into having sex over Instagram DMS

Omg you have a fake you!!

by djsjsbd March 25, 2019

god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

by 2muchrush September 22, 2022

I love you dream

as gogy finally says those 4 words, the world explodes. Those 4 words are the words that the dnf shippers have been looking for ALL. THEIR. LIVES.

dnf shipper 1 : Hey did you hear George said "I love you Dream?
dnf shipper 2 : No way! finally after MONTHS of trying!

by MaCoRoNi,withTheChIcKeNsTrIpS! July 8, 2021

you

are gay

damn you gay

by 370HS$V July 1, 2022

cant belive you found this.

Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina

cant belive you found this.

by sped demon January 27, 2023

you just got lulled

b) "You just got Lulled" - (1) To "Williamize" or break down all stories and sentences to such an extent of barney style that it "lulls" the listener to sleep. (2) To stretch out a 1 minute conversation into an entire days discussion

You just got lulled - "My new born baby cannot get enrolled into DEERS.... 6 hours later.... and that's why I cannot understand why DEERS will not let me enroll my child without a marriage certificate for me and my wife"; (3) When you know that your chain of thought just went to oblivion; (4) In other words, getting Lulled is worse than going to a safety brief on a 96.

by Supply Det November 27, 2011