no harm no foul

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar

dad no harm no foul right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance

by cockmaster45 October 07, 2022

god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 06, 2022

god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 06, 2022

gun

the thing i shot my dog with at the back of the shed

me its ok old'yeler its your time to go
loads gun

by cockmaster45 October 07, 2022

no harm no fouls

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar

dad no harm no fouls right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance

by cockmaster45 October 07, 2022