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gun

the thing i shot my dog with at the back of the shed
me its ok old'yeler its your time to go
loads gun
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
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no harm no foul

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar
dad no harm no foul right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
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god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him
me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"
by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022
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god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him
"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"
by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022
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no harm no fouls

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar
dad no harm no fouls right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
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