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no harm no foul

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar
dad no harm no foul right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
mugGet the no harm no foulmug.

god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him
"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"
by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022
mugGet the god loves youmug.

god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him
me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"
by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022
mugGet the god loves youmug.

no harm no fouls

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar
dad no harm no fouls right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
mugGet the no harm no foulsmug.

gun

the thing i shot my dog with at the back of the shed
me its ok old'yeler its your time to go
loads gun
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
mugGet the gunmug.

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