Nolan Merth, the most perverted and nosy boy ever to exist on this world. He has as many friends as his IQ divided by 20. I'm not joking. His IQ is around the 50-60 area. He has a ton of fake friends. A LOT!
All the people that hate him(99% of the people that know him) : Look at Nolan Patrick Merth (That is his real entire name). Nolan Merth put so much hair gel in his hair, his hair is brighter than his future!
Nolan: Hey look at my d!ck! It is quite big! Look at all those girls' butts! Which girl's butt should I touch first?
The girls: What are you doing perverted child?!!
