two zeros

generally defined as wheels on a car. Two zeros, four zeros - motor bike (not garage racing).

{ Bruv one: Yo homes, nice ride essai.
Colgate guy: yer blud, got myself a new whip, got nos, suspenison, dual exaust, combustion engine, turbo.
Bruv two: shit you got all that stashed on two zeros?
Colgate: playa, you saying i lying, i outta kirb you and do my dirty business in your mouth.
Bruv: basse me coulo, bendicko.
Colgate guy: shiny whites; my days, draw for d' b-bat, crack, you aint wise cracking now 4 ball.

by Robert H March 20, 2006

two miles an hour

how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.

Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!

by Pope January 18, 2005

two point five

half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.

"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"

by Banjo09 November 21, 2007

two headed woodpecker

When you get a blowjob from two girls at the same time while they compete to suck on your penis.

Dude, last night i got a two headed woodpecker, you shoulda seen these chicks fight for it.

by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009

two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

Two Peas in a Pod

The unbreakable, ironclad friendship that burns with the fiery passion of 10,000 Suns between Sarah Sweetser and Kirsten Thompson.

Kirsten and Sarah are going out to the bar again tonight, the Two Peas in a Pod won't remember the night tomorrow.

by Joshqwanda October 10, 2017

Two Hand Touch

Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.

When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!

by WCFC2005 November 21, 2005