two-ball compound

The verizon wireless employee was electricuted when he shot a load of two-ball compound into the light-bulb socket.
by chumley February 18, 2005
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Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!
by Beauvoirismygirl January 08, 2012
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two point five

half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.
"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"
by Banjo09 November 01, 2007
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two miles an hour

how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.
Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!
by Pope January 19, 2005
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two headed woodpecker

When you get a blowjob from two girls at the same time while they compete to suck on your penis.
Dude, last night i got a two headed woodpecker, you shoulda seen these chicks fight for it.
by Gucci Bawlz July 02, 2009
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Two Peas in a Pod

The unbreakable, ironclad friendship that burns with the fiery passion of 10,000 Suns between Sarah Sweetser and Kirsten Thompson.
Kirsten and Sarah are going out to the bar again tonight, the Two Peas in a Pod won't remember the night tomorrow.
by Joshqwanda October 10, 2017
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two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.
Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.
by gradeAwood October 26, 2009
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