fruitcake

jaden.

"this some fruitcake fuckery"

by hoehoehoemerryxxxmas December 20, 2019

fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019

Fruitcake

A term to describe a person who is just a bit too nice or used to describe a mean person in a sarcastic manner.

Sandra is such a fucking fruitcake!

by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019

Fruit

the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food.
"tropical fruits such as spoons and spoorks"

Doug said, can i have a fruit to eat my soup zeke1500.
Sure you can zeke1500 said.

by Wow thats dumb January 12, 2020

Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.

Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge

by buttern1ps January 14, 2020

fruit cake

A homosexual man, or someone acting homosexual.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."

by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020

Fruit Loop

A derogatory term for a person who is gay

'That guy is such a fruit loop'

by XxKilstreakxX May 13, 2020