when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the the noble surprisemug. by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020
Get the avocado surprisemug. by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021
Get the Astronaut Surprisemug. by anonymous October 18, 2022
Get the phillipino surprisemug. when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
Get the cake pop surprisemug. The sexual act, in order, where one ejaculates on their own penis, sticks it in their partner's ass and gets it covered in poop, and then stick the whole thing in his girl's vagina when she is on her period. each forming the ice cream, chocolate sauce, and cherry on top, respectively. The girl will then suck it all off, including his nuts, since no sundae is complete without nuts.
Did you hear what happened to Adam? He and Jamie tried a Sundae Surprise, now she has a UTI and he has shitdick.
by When_the_Hymen_Breaks May 5, 2015
Get the Sundae Surprisemug. When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025
Get the Yolky Surprisemug.