chewy shorts

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

shart

When you fart and shit comes out with it

Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.

by rebelwith a cause May 12, 2006

shart

To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.

1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.

2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.

3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!

by I SLEPT WITH NELLY! April 16, 2006

Bicycle Shorts

When a male gets a boner and his shorts become tight, it appears as if he is wearing a pair of bicycle shorts.

When Jerry saw Linda walk by he was wearing bicycle shorts.

by Whereisgary? June 19, 2008

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010

Shart

When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...

"... I think I just sharted..."

by sjonathan July 24, 2009

shart

A fart with "substance"

Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer

by RetyTheLlama February 3, 2008