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Short

me
short means being a fucking loser
by qlms September 4, 2023
mugGet the Shortmug.

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
mugGet the Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.mug.

Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn
Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!
by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022
mugGet the Short midgetmug.

Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf
the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie
by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023
mugGet the Short Dwarfmug.

Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
mugGet the Eat short people monthmug.

short wagon

A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.
"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015
mugGet the short wagonmug.

ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".
You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?
by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017
mugGet the ground shortsmug.

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