by Lavender????? November 08, 2020
It's a sex act when a female and a male get together. And the male ejaculates in her nose filling up the nostrils with semen. The male then slaps the female with his penis on her head as hard as he can. The female then accepts the male's penis to incert her anal. The male then incerts unwantingly to the female a glow-in-the dark stick inside the vagina. Forcing the glow-in-the dark stick back in forth in the vagina. The female yells out loud three times " how you like!!!" with an asian accent. After she says that show some blood and/or get a bucket full of blood. Gargle blood, semen, vomit, and mucus/boogers/snot with the male/female. Whip your ass on the pillow leaving behind a skid mark of crap. The male then turns the female over on her stomach and her back facing him, he ejaculates on her back with loads of semen waiting to spread all over her backside. The female then starts making out with the male's penis while giving the male a blow job, during this process she rams the glow stick hard and fast as she can. The male slams the female and gives her Snorting Dragon. while she is trying to talk she yells out loud five times "Sushi Turn Over". The male whips his ball sack in dog shit covering the entire ball sack, the female sucks on the ball sack until the dog shit is off the male's ball sack. the male and female make out while the female's mouth is full of gooie dog shit.
person 1 - "ay need anything today?"
person 2 - " yeah dog shit, blood, and a glow stick"
person 1 - " sushi turn over?"
person 2 - " fuck yeah!"
person 2 - " yeah dog shit, blood, and a glow stick"
person 1 - " sushi turn over?"
person 2 - " fuck yeah!"
by pigwhore June 02, 2011
A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.
Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.
by Red-lah February 03, 2022
by Light Joker December 07, 2006
by vwaynev June 17, 2008
by Light Joker December 16, 2005
Much like "turning the other cheek", except you are getting fucked in the ass by a "friend" instead of merely backhanded.
"Auntie Jr. is a jerk, Mom ... I'm not gonna bend the other cheek over this time!"
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.
by AdriBear March 18, 2018