That guy is such an Albert!
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Get the Albert mug.Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)
Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light
Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light
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