Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.

Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.

by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021

Shit

Abbreviation of “sorry honey it’s Thursday” used for a dumb joke

Wife: TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday

by Eating_a_hoodie May 16, 2021

Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.

by Princest May 17, 2021

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

shit

a dump

"I took a shit"
"uh ok"

by Audrey Darling May 20, 2021

Shit

Really? Fucking shit? Are you in elementary school? Or are you just so fucking bored? Nonetheless shit means poop.

I’m a shit. You are a piece of shit

by Demodog13 May 20, 2021

Shit

Shit means poop.

“I shit my pants.”

by anonymous May 20, 2021