Dick

Something my ex has a small one

My exs dick is small

by Parkerpussy January 26, 2025

Dick Rattler

When you are spooning your significant other and they fart on your dick causing a rattling noise.

I'll be the little spoon tonight, last night you gave me a dick rattler.

by Buders January 18, 2020

South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.

"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

dick loogie

Synonym for skid mark, dip shit, and/or ass lick. An inaffectionate term for a person displaying the unrelenting characteristics of a complete and utter douche.

Dude! Quit being such an friggin dick loogie!

by Moiski June 16, 2011

Minty dick

When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum

I gave her some 5 gum and then she gave me that minty dick

by SorryTYO March 17, 2021

Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone who writes about their own name in Urban Dictionary because they can never get a date and spend the majority of their time on discord harassing underaged people on discord whilst pinching their own nipples fantasizing about League of Legends characters. They often ask why no one loves them in their mother's basement and use Urban Dictionary to feel better about themselves.

Person 1: did you see what (Person 3) Posted on the Urban dictionary about himself? It's Kinda creepy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an Urban Dick.

by GooeyGo20 March 14, 2021

B2 dick

Kinda like some b2 pussy, only it b2 small or b2 quick

Man that nigga got some b2 dick he too snall to be finishing that fast 🤷🏻 ♀️

by Ninozoroni October 20, 2017