Dutch Water Wheel

A combination of a dutch windmill and soggy biscuit, where each man in the circle holds his penis with his right hand, puts his left hand on the man to his left's right wrist and makes him masturbate. They all ejaculate onto a stroopwafel, and the person on the right of the last man to ejaculate must eat the stroopwafel.

Simon - "Let's get some friends round and we can have a Dutch Water Wheel!"
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."

Dutch Water Wheel by Cryogenic April 29, 2015

Holy water 

Water you boil the hell out of

Sister Judith get the holy water. This one needs an exorcism

Holy water by Sister Ashley March 2, 2019

dog water 

when someone is absolutely garbage at a video game/sport/literally anything

guy 1: *misses basketball shot*
guy 2: absolute DOGWATER.

guy 1: *does anything wrong at all*
guy 2: dude your literally dog water.

dog water by bussy_spreader_24 March 10, 2021

hot water heater 

What many people (even news anchors on well-respected TV news channels!) call a water heater.

You don't want to heat water that's already hot for Pete sakes!! It's proper to call it a 'water heater' or you can even call it a 'hot water tank' -- but never a 'hot water heater'.

{Latoya}: Gary, I think the hot water heater is busted; I can't get any hot water out of this faucet to do the dishes!

{Gary}: Latoya, we don't have a 'hot water heater' -- we might have a hot water cooler, a water heater, or a hot water tank, but no hot water heater! Which of those do you want me to check?

hot water heater by Telephony August 16, 2012

Mexican Tap Water 

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

Mexican Tap Water by MurphyMonster April 16, 2015

Smoke on the Water 

A legendary rock song by the equally legendary early 70's rock band, Deep Purple. It is praised for it's quickly catchy beat, easy to learn lyrics, and it's Godliness all around. Considered by many as one of the best rock songs ever, and a favorite of many Deep Purple fans. A few other songs as good as this one are "Space Truckin'", "Fireball", "Black Knight", and "Demon's Eye".

Smoke on the water-Classic Rock at it's best.

Smoke on the Water by Lunar6 October 21, 2005

dragging water 

The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.

Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.

dragging water by Cheedo February 7, 2007