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beat the fuck up 

To have your ass handed to you in a fight, To basically be violently assaulted by mass proportions.
If you don't shut the fuck up, your gonna get beat the fuck up.

Did you see Rocky? It's a shame he got beat the fuck up.
beat the fuck up by HighWelder October 15, 2009

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

shut the fuck up 

what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to
asshole: blah blah blah
you: shut the fuck up

The Last Unicorn 

A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.

It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
"I performed the Last Unicorn on Jill last night, and I wasn't the only one naying."
The Last Unicorn by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009

Shut the fuck up Carl!

Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."
Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.

back the fuck up 

a hostile directive to retreat; usually to feign an attempt to prevent an altercation.
Nigga, You had best to back the fuck up offa me fo I beat yo bitch-ass!
back the fuck up by spence-doggy-ddog February 11, 2006