side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
by Sammibuka June 29, 2004
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rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
by ptwitchypyrate February 02, 2012
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Oven Smash

The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red
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Super Smash Bros Entertainment will be on tonight, I'm rooting for Kirby.
by Randonarchy April 03, 2021
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Smash bag

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
by maryyram June 18, 2018
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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 14, 2017
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pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours
Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe
by Jackson davidson October 10, 2017
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