Yeetus Yeetus go Commit Self Deletus

Pretty much the coolest way to say kys. Commonly used as a joke or by trolls on a highly played gaming platform that goes by the name of ROBLOX. Now, I play roblox and I must say that there’s no better roast that can bypass the chat filter. Well, last time I checked it did XD.

Sirgoofsalot: bro you’re a straw when it comes to this game...as in you only SUCK XDDD

MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus

Sirgoofsalot has left the game

Yeetus Yeetus go Commit Self Deletus by Dude29007 October 28, 2018

Massachusetts Self-Defense 

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

Massachusetts Self-Defense by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

a self sevices man 

a man who is addicted to mastbating

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a self sevices man by Tterrag October 5, 2003

In-self

When a homosexual male curves his cock downward over his taint into his ass.

Person 1: My ass is sore. Person 2: Why’s that? Person 1: I had a mighty fine in-self session.

In-self by wL Element June 21, 2019

Suture self 

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.

"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.

Suture self by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Mindless Self Indulgence 

Mindless Self Indulgence , an American electropunk band formed in New York City in 1997. Their music has a mixed style which includes punk rock, alternative rock, electronica, techno, industrial, hip hop, breakbeat hardcord, and a satire band with many satire song titles and words used in each song.

"Hey dude did you check out Mindless Self Indulgences , new song? "
"Yeah it was badass!"

Mindless Self Indulgence by greenbean219 January 13, 2022

monkey self 

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

monkey self by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022