The Self Preservation Society 

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

The Self Preservation Society by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

Shamelessly Self Promoting 

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

Shamelessly Self Promoting by Hayson May 15, 2011

Kill self 

Meaning, take off all your clothes and run around the house naked like your a red head on drugs

John, “BRAD

Brad, “yeah John?”

John, “kill self”

Brad, “what the fuck”

Kill self by G46 December 20, 2017

Yeetus Yeetus go Commit Self Deletus

Pretty much the coolest way to say kys. Commonly used as a joke or by trolls on a highly played gaming platform that goes by the name of ROBLOX. Now, I play roblox and I must say that there’s no better roast that can bypass the chat filter. Well, last time I checked it did XD.

Sirgoofsalot: bro you’re a straw when it comes to this game...as in you only SUCK XDDD

MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus

Sirgoofsalot has left the game

Yeetus Yeetus go Commit Self Deletus by Dude29007 October 28, 2018

Massachusetts Self-Defense 

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

Massachusetts Self-Defense by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

a self sevices man 

a man who is addicted to mastbating

Andrew csanyi

a self sevices man by Tterrag October 5, 2003

In-self

When a homosexual male curves his cock downward over his taint into his ass.

Person 1: My ass is sore. Person 2: Why’s that? Person 1: I had a mighty fine in-self session.

In-self by wL Element June 21, 2019