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Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
Free kick merchant by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
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small kick energy

Small D energy but for liberal athletes like Travis Kelce who allow themselves to be cucked by Taylor Swift. The term was coined and popularized on twitter due to his relationship.
“Did you see how soy number 5 was? He has small kick energy

Hastings kick 

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.
He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.
Hastings kick by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day 

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU
"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

Goopy Kick 

The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.
Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick
Goopy Kick by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024