bealsing 

The act of forcible sexual intercourse, and if done properly, the victim stops breathing.

The bealsing was considered successful after she stopped breathing.

bealsing by Shakelford, Rusty June 24, 2006

mr. bean 

a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies love actually and bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.

made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.

i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.

mr. bean by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

Beanshooter 

One who lies and/or exaggerates about anything and everything, from what they ate for breakfast to the incredibly ridiculous things that happened to them the night before.

fckin beanshooter

Beanshooter by Divalicious4321 May 26, 2010

poverty beams 

"Poverty Beams" are the glare producing headlights that lower class and/or undereducated persons have created by putting cheap HID retrofit plug and play capsules into older, conventional halogen headlight housings, in a vain, failed attempt make their old, valueless car appear more modern and upscale. The telltale glare of Poverty Beams is like a bat-signal of poorness that alerts anyone within visible range that the owner of said $80 ebay modification doesn't have two nickels to rub together. The bright glare of poverty beams is a failed attempt by the lower class to mimick the bright, white light emitted by projector HID headlights that modern, luxurious cars come from the factory with. The problem that said lower class persons don't understand is that a projector lens is needed in front of the extremely bright light emitted by an HID arc to focus it. Poverty beams result in a tell-tale glare to oncoming drivers because an HID arc scattered by a conventional halogen reflector results in a bright but unfocused beam, and poor quality pattern. Most often seen on $1500 junker police auction crown vics, chevy impalas, old expeditions, and lots of old junk imports like Honda civics. A real projector HID retrofit can be performed to most older cars to update their headlight performance to be on par with modern cars that come standard with projector HID's, but none of the cars you will see Poverty Beams on are ever worth such cost.

Look at the Poverty Beams coming down the road on that vomit comet crown vic. Damn, you know that guy works at Burger King.

poverty beams by NUTBAGZILLA September 17, 2013

smol bean 

a term used to describe someone so adorably cute, sweet, and cuddly that you can't help but tear up when you see them smiling/doing something relatively aww-worthy.

peter parker is the definition of smol bean.

smol bean by smolparker July 17, 2017

bean breath 

a derogatory term for a mexican person.

Guy: hey check out bean breath over there.
Dude: quite down man I wanna do his sister.

bean breath by george January 20, 2005

bean queen 

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys

Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.

bean queen by Erik November 9, 2004