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Fried Banana

When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!
I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!
Fried Banana by SacNuts Shane January 5, 2009

Banana Pancake 

When a girlfriend, significant other, fuck buddy etc sits on your lap at a crowded social event or in an automobile, and manages to compress your penis, flattening it in an uncomfortable and unorthodox position.
Babe, you gotta scooch over a bit, I got a banana pancake going on right now.

"Making banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend now..."
-Jack Johnson
Banana Pancake by Hebsteingway April 27, 2011
An acronym for "Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything". In the vein of NIMBYism (Not In My Back Yard), taken to extreme lengths by community protesters seemingly in opposition to all forms of new development.
The same BANANAs showed up to protest the highway widening, the new airport proposal, and the sewage treatment plant proposal...
banana by mares_and_stallions February 3, 2008

banana panty split 

A sex act invented by Iowa college students. While engaging in intercourse, the woman needs to have a pair of yellow crotchless panties, and the man has a can of spray whipped cream...other toppings can be used for this too. The man tops his treat with desired condiments. Then he fucks the female, making the split with his banana...enjoy the cleanup.
Dude, last night Megan and I totally made a banana panty split!

Banana Pew Pew 

A game to be played in school with friends or other acquaintances that play. Created by Patrick Keough and Andrew Terenzi.

RULES OF GAME PLAY!

1. Form a gun with your hand.
2. Repeat the word "banana" to reload the gun.
3. Repeat the words "pew pew" to fire the gun.
4. You can say "banana pew pew" as fast as you can or want, as long as it isn't mumbled words.
5. If you are shot, you are out until the end of the current round.
6. A new round starts every time the school bell rings. New rounds can not be started until the bell rings.
7. Have fun and enjoy the game.

FACT: This game has spread throughout many cities in the United States. ORIGINATED IN MALDEN, MASSACHUSETTS at Malden High School.

HAVE FUN!
*Bell rings for the next period/class/lunch period to start*

You see a friend who also plays walking down the hall...

You: BANANA PEW PEW!
Friend: Aww, damn!
Banana Pew Pew by B.P.D. of M.H.S. January 15, 2010

Banana Drunk 

Getting so drunk that you pass out on the way to and at every party you go to. Clues that you have been banana drunk include stained torn clothing filled with sand, waking up in a banana costume with an empty syrup bottle on your head, and having your friends explain what happened the previous night.
Well, we must have got banana drunk last night.
Banana Drunk by the original banana September 30, 2010