2 definitions by SacNuts Shane

A slightly thick girl with a gorgeous face. Not too fat just enough on her to have fun with. This breed usually has just enough self esteem to sweet talk and take home that night.
Jerry, did you see that "Porn Cow" I'd fuck the shit out of her!
by SacNuts Shane January 6, 2009
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When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!
I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!
by SacNuts Shane January 6, 2009
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