The crazy crippled suicide music guy who makes music and poems about mental illness, chronic pain, and suicide. Came up on reddit and gained underground popularity in the /r/folkpunk and /r/chronicpain communities.
Did you hear that suicide music guy Lost In The Sauce Band yet? You should check out his SoundCloud before it gets taken down.
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now
by Folk punk crust punk December 1, 2019
Get the Lost In The Sauce Band mug.When one begins a relationship with a band member and everything goes well until they decide they need more time for the band*
*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.
*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.
by MCRgirlxoxo December 21, 2019
Get the Band Duded mug.Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019
Get the Cock-band mug.jimmy: what the fuck are you listening to?
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence
by notmemes May 13, 2019
Get the worst rock band mug.A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
Get the Marching band mug.A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
Get the Marching band mug.A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights or whenever you have rehearsals after the school day) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. The field commanders are horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.
13. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ...ONE!!!
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. The field commanders are horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.
13. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ...ONE!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
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