Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.
Example 1
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
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The act of parting the vaginal lips (the bananas) with one's tongue while performing oral sex on a woman. The insertion of the tongue is akin to adding whipped cream to the delicious ice cream (vagina) center.
Guy/girl A: I gave my girl a real good poonanisplit last night. She said it was the best she's ever had.
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!
by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017
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