Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017

Poonanisplit

The act of parting the vaginal lips (the bananas) with one's tongue while performing oral sex on a woman. The insertion of the tongue is akin to adding whipped cream to the delicious ice cream (vagina) center.

Guy/girl A: I gave my girl a real good poonanisplit last night. She said it was the best she's ever had.
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!

by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

poon

To fail the last stream of the popular map, uta on osu! Mainly whilst'd've maintaining a full combo however it does not require one.

that play still would've granted him pp if he didn't Poon even with the miss earlier

by Vetor3x February 26, 2017

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Poon

Pussy

You slay poon #kingpoon

by Kingpoon April 4, 2017

Poon

Poon - verb, Pooned
To fail completely at something usually simple.

Jeff - "Hey John, how's the wallpapering going?"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"

by Sil Sien April 6, 2017