Ben Vereened

To get hit by an automobile while jogging on a winding road

"We rushed to the hospital when we received word that Les was Ben Vereened on highway 18 last night."

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

The Ben Bernak

Dry shaving your gal's box after cleaning out her purse.

I am 5 deep into the evening and out of funds. I look at the only source of financing expansion and that is my date's purse and her credit cards. I take action. I am broke and horny so I give her the Ben Bernak. We both prosper - the evening continues using her money and I get to shave her owl.

by slasherjm July 22, 2011

BEN 10

The biggest macaroni of all time!

That man Ben 10 is smoov

by Fred73012 November 24, 2021

The Ben's Preference

When the attendant at the Glory Hole prefers that you fart into his/her mouth (through the hole) before you put your penis into the hole for service.

While not popular everywhere, the gas station near Mike's house is notorious for how many workers want the Ben's Preference.

by thehovahslap May 29, 2023

Uncle Ben

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.

"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)

by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023

ben with sports

thinks he’s the shiz but he is not

ben with sports has no support

by gajsjhsbkwaige March 30, 2023

ben&jerryscow

A mystical creature rarely discovered in the dark depths of discord. He is obsessed with Call of Duty (nerd lol) and likes to listen to the deranged rambling of his best friend, Shlargnuff. He is also very racist (i will not elaborate) and loves the gordon ramsey video (you know which one, ben&jerryscow.)

Person 1: hey thats ben&jerryscow!!
Person 2: FUCK THIS GUY!!!!!!!!
Shlargnuff: hey buddy, dont make me bring out gordon.

by Shlargnuff February 5, 2023