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The Topeka Fire Chief

When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.

Adam is a next level cuck. He likes the Topeka Fire Chief when he does it.

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When the attendant at the Glory Hole prefers that you fart into his/her mouth (through the hole) before you put your penis into the hole for service.

While not popular everywhere, the gas station near Mike's house is notorious for how many workers want the Ben's Preference.

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