Fart-Fish-Fuck 

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

Fart-Fish-Fuck by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

Fart tent 

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

Fart tent by Just trying June 19, 2018

Fart Wolf 

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

Fart Wolf by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018

Fart ice 

In a sexual or romantic relationship between two people, whomsoever farts first in front of the other and shatters the superficial decorum of social etiquette.

Phrases- breaking the fart ice

1. While they were making out on their third date, she broke the fart ice.

2. When he broke the fart ice, she fell more in love with him.

3. They had a threesome and grandma broke the fart ice.

Fart ice by Rabbit haul August 3, 2018

Fart Stop 

The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.

I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.

Fart Stop by Charlie77 October 11, 2018

Fart Nugget 

When you Fart So hard You shit Your Pants

Well fuck I passed a Fart nugget

Fart Nugget by [e-mail] October 15, 2018

fart suicide 

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

fart suicide by ghostofisis January 5, 2019