The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023
Get the Canadian Polly Pocketmug. The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.
Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.
Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.
Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.
by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017
Get the Canadian Coatmug. by D0minatr1x October 10, 2020
Get the Canadian air wickmug. by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
Get the Canadian lumberjack oral sexmug. 
A Canadian Dino is a rare and magical creature. They appear every 100 and are most commonly found with a CC, they love food and art! If you see one you’ll see how magical they are
by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021
Get the Canadian Dinomug.