Bakenstein

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.

Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?

by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

Bakehouse

pig fornicator

We called him a Bakehouse because he got into quite a jam when he got drunk one night.

by Princess Owatonna August 1, 2011

Baker Boy

Someone who prefers not to have intercourse with a woman, but simply to pleasure them self while staring at them.

oh my gosh! You're going out with Louis? He's very attractive, but how is he in bed?

Ehh... He's a bit of a baker boy.

by Che La Luna May 25, 2015

Baked

Getting baked is another word for getting roasted. The word baked can also mean getting roasted severly

Ex: That is gonna get baked if he dosent shut his mouth.

by Datboi2016 May 14, 2016

Detroit bakery

In the act of taking shit from your own butt hole and putting it in someone else's butt hole, then butt fucking them

I Christian Ellis gave you a Detroit bakery last night while you were sleeping

by Nuttsack69 October 18, 2011

The Baker

To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.

As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.

by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012

matthew baker

Some Mormon

What a Matthew baker

by CarrotCracker January 4, 2017