Shit-Box

What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.

I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.

by Rupert Pupkin September 7, 2006

Kick the Box

When a person or group of persons places a box that appears to be empty, but acctually contains a large brick or cinderblock, on a sidewalk or commonly traveled place. While you are watching from accross the road, people will pass and kick the box (out of the way, for fun, or because you tell them to) and hurt their foot.
You are playing "Kick the Box" when you are watching people kick the box, not acctually when you kick it yourself. This is common entertainment for college students when they are drunk. Empty thirty pack boxes are commonly used.
Best results are obtained when you are playing near drunk people, in busy areas, or if you place the box directly in the path that people must walk.

What did you do last night?

We sat around, drank a thirty pack on the porch, and played kick the box all night.

by Uncle Brian August 17, 2007

Box waffle

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.

(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."

by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011

doodie box

eating out a butthole. licking an anus. going ass to mouth

dave ate jenny's doodie box by licking her butthole

by doodieboxlover7 February 17, 2012

boxing frogs

To perform a difficult task, specifically one that involves constantly changing circumstances.

Boxing frogs would be a walk in the park compared with trying to get that project done on time and under budget.

by TheLievense June 11, 2006

Junk Box

A promiscuous local woman that no one will date anymore and causes strife when inebriated.

The junk box is bumming drinks again.

by The Good Doctor T June 29, 2007

jiggle box

Slag for a woman's playhouse downstairs.

Girls love to play with their jiggle box.

by ForrestHeintz March 18, 2007