Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a shit, where the shit is Browns and the toliet is the SuperBowl.

Also funny because for many years the Browns have played like shit.

See also Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Be right back guys, I gotta take the Browns to the SuperBowl.

by TheLievense May 16, 2006

lightning in a bottle

Capturing something powerful and elusive and then being able to hold it and show it to the world.

Performing a rare feat.

A moment of creative brilliance.

Also a movie about BB King.

Coming up with that idea was like catching lightning in a bottle.

by TheLievense May 18, 2006

boxing frogs

To perform a difficult task, specifically one that involves constantly changing circumstances.

Boxing frogs would be a walk in the park compared with trying to get that project done on time and under budget.

by TheLievense June 01, 2006