To My Surprise

An alternative Side project of Shawn (percussionist of Slipknot) which is on Roadrunner Records just like Slipknot. Shawn is the drummer.

Joe: "Hey Tom did you hear Shawn has got a new band called To My Surprise".

Tom: "Meh..not my style in music."

by Whittemore April 26, 2005

Irish Surprise

An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.

Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.

by Uller June 27, 2005

Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008

warm surprise

when you slice someone's stomach and then fuck the incision

"man i warm surprised this slut and then threw her corpse in the river!"

by Rees Helmers April 27, 2008

sulph

master , god , omnipitence

The sulph ownz you bitch

by allen December 9, 2004

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

Brown Surprise

When two persons are engaged in anal sex, and the receiver poops a little.

"I don't have bum sex any more, not ever since the brown surprise." ~ your dad

by MuslamicRayguns July 4, 2014