Noodle Name

A name that looks like noodle shapes

"I hope the noodle name that joined our squad can play properly.

Noodle Name by Kiwiguydude August 23, 2023

Noodle Neck 

Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle

Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business

Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...

Noodle Neck by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023

Noodle Texting 

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

Noodle Texting by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Noodleism 

A fake political ideology based on noodles. On the definition of noodleism in Wikipedia: "A misguided or foolish act or idea."

He belives in noodleism, thine mind shall believe in noodleism too

Noodleism by zedzee11010_ November 20, 2023

Noodle Stroodle 

To jerk off your friend; to ejaculate

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

Noodle Stroodle by Your local mole rat November 27, 2023

NoodleTools 

The absolute defiition of garbage, trash, defective, counterfieted junk, piece of sh*t, whatever you can come up with if you have a well vocabulary resevoir of bad words.

Completely trash if you wanna do academic work, use google scholar instead.

Hepsoj: Yo bro did Mr. Reppoh just tell us to use NoodleTools again? Fuck this tool bro...
Jospeh: Certainly, NoodleTools is garbage!

NoodleTools by GazzeteBoke December 3, 2023

Noodle bump 

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.

Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping

Noodle bump by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2023