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I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong
Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are
by Death Menace June 29, 2022
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Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer

What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.
Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
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I like it i just lick it init

When you have such an admiration for something/someone, that you desire to lick it, lick it like a mofo, up and down.
Girl: What do you think of scrabble
Boy: i like it i just lick it init
Girl: Fuck me thats monstorous
Boy: Thats bonza, lets go to bed
Girl: I like it i just lick init
by Biddellio May 9, 2010
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barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
by pussy bee October 28, 2019
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i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.
Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!
by xray489 March 21, 2021
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