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Kettering Fairmont High School 

A local high school in Kettering, Ohio. Students there are known for their losing football team, winning marching band, and pregnant freshmen. Underneath all of the drama, however, you can find some pretty amazing people and friends that will have your back whenever, wherever.
I hope she doesn't make me attend Kettering Fairmont High School...
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J. Percy Page High School 

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.
Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.

Lake Howell high school

A "high school" or so they say. The great 'doctor' like to control our lives and make silly rules. It's located in Winter Park Florida. We're Silver Hawks...w00t. This year about one third of the senior class got expelled for drug use. Go team.
The great doctor says we need to communicate to the students at Lake Howell High school, and thus installs flat screen TV's but only in the media center where no one goes...

Plano Senior High School

Caught in the middle of the feud between Plano East and Plano West, Plano Senior High School remains to this very day, regardless of really really really really ridiculously bad propaganda about drugs, the most prestigious school in the nation. cuz we said so.
The school has maintained excellent traditions that not only encourage the students to excel in academics but to also have fun, yo.
Yeah, we have our share of rich snobby kids, but don't be hatin' on us, bitches.
Here are a few reasons we own you.
-7 state football titles. more than any other school in texas.
-AP biology teacher was 2006 texas teacher of the year.
-highest SAT average in the nation (yeah, we love our asians)
-you have to have a 4.1 to be in the top ten percent.
-the largest graduating class in the nation every year.
-Plano Senior High was named by the Grammy Foundation as a 2005 Grammy Signature School Gold school for their achievement in the arts.
-STATES CHAMPS; Boys Varsity Basketball 2006
- UIL division 5A was created because of us.
-Plano administers more Advanced Placement tests each year than any other school west of the Mississippi River and all but one school in the United States
-The campus was constructed at a cost of 38.6 million dollars
-Plano hosts the largest high school blood drive in the nation. and it's been the way since 1992.
-we pretty much built Allen. thanks to Robin Hood
-The 2006 Plano Academic Decathlon team took 2nd at nationals.
-John B. Herrington- the first Native American astronaut to go to space- graduated from Plano.
-we have a pond. with REAL ducks. our ducks own your ducks.
-the Wildcat Band played at Texas Stadium.
-Plano's HOSA, FBLA, and other career organizations pretty much make it to nationals every year..and win. not to mention own all the magnet schools.
-Plano has the most active volunteers in Texas.
-Our foreign language program is better than yours. by a lot.
-and that's just a few. if you really want to know more about Plano, tell your dad to get rich fast and move here..or die trying. (you'll probably die trying.)

If at first you dont succeed, Plano is not for you.
Plano Senior High School
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Long Beach High School (lbhs) 

long beach high school can most likely be considered a joke. it is home to over 1000 different pot heads. the girls are pretty easy and go for guys who are way to old for them, whores. your considered cool if you play lacrosse since were amazing laxers or can make it onto the best varsity swim team on long island. the summers here consist of getting high/drunk, going to the beach, hookingup with people and chillin. oh and the teachers are a joke. we all gotta love guarav.
Welcome to Long Beach High School (lbhs), grades are low, but the kids are high(:

Mount Tabor High School 

A school/prison located in Winston-Salem, NC (a city famous for tobacco and donuts). Full of shitty teachers, gangs, drugs, and shit older than the students. Still better than Reagan High School, where you can hunt for your lunch and every day is flannel day.
Mount Tabor High School is pretty much the most boring school ever to exist.

St. Joseph High School Metuchen 

A school for fine gentleman and scholars , truely a classy highschool . 17th best highschool in the U.S out of 103,651 ranked highschols , features the most well rounded sports program the state of NJ has ever seen
Jay Williams , Andrew Bynum , Kenny Cernuto , Steve Rennard all attended " St. Joseph High School Metuchen "