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on the fritz 

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.
I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.
on the fritz by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

The Freitag Trade 

Trading a blowjob for a finger-bang.
I’m not really down to fully hookup with him/her tonight, but I would definitely do The Freitag Trade.

Fritz the Cat

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.
Fritz the Cat by Elizabeth Bliss August 15, 2011

Fruitopia 

Any gay-friendly community or region.
Hawaiian laws on gay-marriage have made it quite a fruitopia.

There are few fruitopias as notorious as San Francisco.

The well-known fruitopia of West Hollywood,(AKA "boystown") was the first city in the US to enact a law banning cat-declawing.

Fruitopia by Ruhbee! August 10, 2006

wild fruitz 

a sparking juice drink from VT. Fantastic!! Natural flavors and you taste the fruit-for once the consumer didn't get screwed!
Huckleberry Blueberry Wild Fruitz-can you say it fast 10 times? Pomegranate Black Currant-spell it.

Raspberry-the elixar of spritzers

Apricot Peach-yum-a float in a bottle

Lemonade or Cranberry-How do you say, "pucker up"?

Watermelon-fresh squeezed!

Orange Mango-delicious!
wild fruitz by Lilli Limonius August 23, 2007

P Fritty 

P Fritty is an oval black and white bumper sticker that was printed and sold to help raise awareness about the horrific and everlasting effects of random acts of violence.

Patrick A. Frye, nick named 'P Fritty' in middle school, was murdered, by a woman he had never met, on October 27, 2007. He lived just 20 years, 4 months and 7 days....20. 4. 7. He was born in Colombia, South America and raised in Lowell, Massachusetts.

His large family and countless friends deeply miss him, his beautiful smile and his fierce loyalty, 24/7! The money raised from the sale of these stickers supports the Patrick A. Frye Memorial Fund which provides scholarships to high school students and assistance to needy people. The goal of the stickers is also to promote peace by keeping his name in the public eye.
P Fritt, Fritty, Pat Frye, Paddy Frye, Patrick Frye, P Fritty
P Fritty by The Red Teapot September 5, 2010