Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move

“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

Chock

The way dumb people spell choke ; pronounced like chalk

*typed on the internet*
Guy 1: Dude my dog chocked on fuckin steak and died lmao
Guy 2: Nigga what?

by Jerry Trainor July 10, 2018

Clockbaiting

Setting up an arbitrary time, that is nice in some way (i.e. 7:07, 10:00) at which you are going to stop procrastinating,. Then missing it and resetting it again until you give up on everything you had to do.

"I've been clockbaiting myself for half an evening and did absolutely nothing!"
"Then I've thought about delaying everything I had to do until 7:00 PM, but decided not to fall for this clockbaiting once again"

by Yarmoon September 4, 2018

chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Clock

Big piece of big fat clock hanging on your wall if ur reading this ur a fucking vegetable. Also I fucking hate retards.

Gabi is a fucking vegetable... clock

by Veggieman101 November 14, 2018

Chockkshi

Very smart handsome boys . Literally loves to spend money . Lonely guy.adventures one .hates to be bored . A type of a chocolate boy for everyone.

Chockkshi is gud boy.

by Chockkshi December 9, 2018

Clock

Clock means what's the time at that time.

The clock now is 1 o'clock

by Anthony2582 January 6, 2019