Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but he never fails to make you laugh.

Mike is dyspraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021

Mike Fitts

Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.

Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.

Omg what drink?!

I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.

:0 No way!

by coolrosie1000 February 23, 2024

Mike Fomle

When your BMI is larger than your phone number

Damn bro I feel like Mike fomle

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

Mike Oxmol

A guy who has a little penis

hi Mike Oxmol

by miwiGx November 7, 2024

Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey

What a cat says . . . . M.E.O.W

Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey. I repeat: Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny

another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically

by midasxd July 24, 2021