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Chris Bartel

Chris Bartel is a jerk.

by AP U.S. History Is #1 #Mod11 December 31, 2018

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.

I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.

by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018

Super Jerking

When u jerk off so fast u can’t feel your meat nomo. I can break the sound barrier

Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas

by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021

clean & jerk

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015

pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.

He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 19, 2022