Definitions by poohjad

LTM Jerk

Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.

Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave

Friend- what were you doing then?

Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk

LTM Jerk by poohjad March 5, 2025

LTM Jerk

Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.

Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog

LTM Jerk by poohjad February 22, 2025

Neeba 

Another way to say neither.

#1- I didn’t know they were going to get a prize for that

#2- Me neeba bro

Neeba by poohjad September 11, 2023

Vansputagram 

Something in a house

#1-More of a fugaize yk vansputagram

#2- what are you on about it’s a vestibule

Vansputagram by poohjad September 9, 2023

rizzcipient

You got a girl because your smooth and she has a butt

#1- Yoo bro I am a rizzcipient of that gyat

#2-Whatever

rizzcipient by poohjad September 1, 2023

Turf tip 

After a practice on a football or soccer turf you go to take a piss and you see those little black turf balls on your dick tip.

#1- Bro my dick hurt so bad at practice after k went to take a piss turns out I got turf tip.

#2- that sucks last week it was in my pee hole

Turf tip by poohjad August 21, 2023

Wally 

Wally is a derogatory term used to make a person named Walter feel stupid, weak, and ugly.

Did you see Wally in Jingles today, it was too funny.

Wally by poohjad May 12, 2022