rubber drunk goggles

The act after having a one night stand at the partners place in the middle of the night while they sleep drape the used rubber over their eyes and leave. When they wake up they will be looking through rubber drunk goggles Aka the used condom from the filthy sex the night before.

Man I gave that slut the rubber drunk goggles when I left.

rubber drunk goggles by freak26180 November 29, 2010

closet drunk 

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.

Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.

closet drunk by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013

PISS DRUNK 

An old skating krew..... the only member left is Dustin Dollin... pro skater for Baker...

Dustin Dollin-Yeah PD stands for PISS DRUNK.... my old krew...

PISS DRUNK by ._. ----> :| November 22, 2011

cock drunk 

one whom is or is in the act of being in a stupor caused by overexposure to male genitalia.

(your name here): Are you going to suck my dick now?
(insert prostitute's name here): ...uh
(your name here): Well?
(insert prostitute's name here): uh...yeah
(your name here): I think you're feeling a bit cock drunk right now.

cock drunk by Vladimir Del Torro December 21, 2006

too drunk to fucktion 

"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.

Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)

too drunk to fucktion by m olro October 26, 2011

kung fu panda drunk 

Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.

"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."

kung fu panda drunk by DK is drunk January 16, 2009

sloppy drunk 

One who talks, smells, and appears sloppy, while under the influence of alcohol.

My lord, Vahamaa got sloppy drunk off of whiskey last night.

sloppy drunk by Chad r September 26, 2005