Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

chode lorde

A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous

Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.

by Weaves69 August 15, 2017

yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)

I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis

Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode

by TJPower June 13, 2024

Chode

A chode is a short fat dick

Dude you see that drake he has a chode

by Podo August 11, 2018

chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.

I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.

by AlecDA April 12, 2019

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016