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Kentucky Clown Car 

When a bunch of siblings and cousins have sex in the old broken down 1980's camaro parked in front of their trailer.
I swear Billy Bob, his sister, and their uncle brother do more banging in the ole Kentucky Clown Car than God knows what.....
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Too far Blue car

When someone goes too far, the saying is "Too far Blue car" because every word rhymes unlike the term "too far red car" which was coined by a special ed student known as Matt.
"That was Too far Blue Car!"

this isn't where i parked my car 

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!

rice car 

An automobile, generally of import classification, that is souped up and characterized by use of stickers and decals that do not match any manufacturer of the car, spoilers that look like airplane landing gear, and hideous paintjobs and fart cans. See also rice rocket.

Note: rice cars may be driven by eggs or rice boys. Rice cars are not solely an Asian phenomenon.
"Check out Joe's rice car. He's got Celica lights on that shit, and that's an Acura. Look at that spoiler, too... man, that is the ugliest shit ever."
rice car by raphael February 19, 2003

Nigger Car

Any Huge car from the 70's or 80's that features more problems and rust holes, than actual features. Features may include $15,000 worth of Big Rims and Speakers, in a car that has been ragged out and should have been scrapped for the $50 30 years ago but somehow still is on the road. They may smoke, DO rattle and generally bring down the property values wherever they go. Also they may have aNigger-Rigged big block engine that make less power than the original crappy small block.
If that nigger car parks in front of my house again, I'm calling it in as abandoned.

I'm sorry was I supposed to be impressed that when you slam that nigger car's door the radio comes on for reasons unknown?

My favorite Nigger Car is an early 80's chevy caprice ridin round here that has 24's, A system that shakes the walls, and is totally debadged and now says Cadillac instead. Also the entire roof, hood, and trunk are very rusty and most of the interior doesn't exist
Nigger Car by Wes2880 January 24, 2007

interstate pace car 

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.
Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.