Kick the Box

When a person or group of persons places a box that appears to be empty, but acctually contains a large brick or cinderblock, on a sidewalk or commonly traveled place. While you are watching from accross the road, people will pass and kick the box (out of the way, for fun, or because you tell them to) and hurt their foot.
You are playing "Kick the Box" when you are watching people kick the box, not acctually when you kick it yourself. This is common entertainment for college students when they are drunk. Empty thirty pack boxes are commonly used.
Best results are obtained when you are playing near drunk people, in busy areas, or if you place the box directly in the path that people must walk.

What did you do last night?

We sat around, drank a thirty pack on the porch, and played kick the box all night.

by Uncle Brian August 17, 2007

Shit-Box

What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.

I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.

by Rupert Pupkin September 7, 2006

Junk Box

A promiscuous local woman that no one will date anymore and causes strife when inebriated.

The junk box is bumming drinks again.

by The Good Doctor T June 29, 2007

jiggle box

Slag for a woman's playhouse downstairs.

Girls love to play with their jiggle box.

by ForrestHeintz March 18, 2007

attention-box

An attention-box is someone who has to have all the attention in every situation. They are the "all eyes on me" type. They will go out of their way to create situations that draw the attention to themselves.

Can you believe Tom shaved his head? He's such an attention-box.

by aziffel February 26, 2009

Tool-box

A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.

-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.

by Jake T III December 24, 2008

dookie box

Term used to refer to a young woman's tight-looking ass, especially if she's wearing tight-fitting jeans. Not generally used in reference to a man, unless the speaker is gay or a redneck female with absolutely no regard for her own reputation.

Joe: "Dude, what are you looking at?"

Steve: "That chick's dookie box, bro. Check it out!"

Joe: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010