Mud Baby

An unusually large turd.
The creature is not from this world, but it uses our bathrooms - and leaves a basketball-sized mud baby behind.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
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baby blanket

n. the layer of excess new humanity threatening to consume the earth's resources.
All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.
by gnostic1 April 09, 2011
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Precum baby

A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.
"Joe couldn't graduate community college."

"Why?"
"BECAUSE he's a precum baby."
by Clyp May 25, 2015
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grappling baby

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.
You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.
by tvet0013 December 13, 2011
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Baby Oil

the stuff u rub all over you b4 sex, exellent lube! makes sex extra great!!!
by shaz November 18, 2003
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Habbo Babies

Sad, 15/16 Year olds, Talk With Either Numbers L1K3 TH1S
Or Zed talk
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Baby
Goldiggerz
ugly
annoying
Habbo babies
by Morphizis1234 September 27, 2008
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tar baby

a situation almost impossible to get out of; a problem virtually unsolvable;
His political advisers told him to stay away from the controversy,
that it was a no-win cause, a “tar baby.”
by Richard April 18, 2004
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