Definitions by shaz

Lentil 

1 - a term used to define a complete and utter moron
2 - Can be used in place of 'Mother'

Sean is a pretty little lentil.

Hassan's tapped Arif's lentil.

Lentil by Shaz May 26, 2006

Puerto Rican Doorbell 

When someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.

I dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell...
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"

Puerto Rican Doorbell by Shaz August 26, 2004

sjv 

Gay. Really really gay. Derogatory term.

*In CS you get shot in head through a wall*
Get fucked!! That was sjv.

sjv by shaz June 25, 2004

Baby Oil 

the stuff u rub all over you b4 sex, exellent lube! makes sex extra great!!!

want some baby oil lovin?

Baby Oil by shaz November 18, 2003

Van Mundegaarde 

Strong Bad's main man, since 1987.

Keep rockin' it Van Mundegaarde-style.

Van Mundegaarde by Shaz October 1, 2003

tings 

sex

just get your tings off her then chip

tings by SHAZ August 10, 2003

School

A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....

multiply out the brackets...

2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)

...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???

School by Shaz April 15, 2003