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Grappling 

The act of a man and a woman, being on all fours, ass to ass, with a double sided dildo in their anus and his penis in her vagina.
When Brad's wife said she wanted to try some grappling, he had no idea what he was in for...
Grappling by Mcworthington November 25, 2010

grappling baby 

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.
You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.
grappling baby by tvet0013 December 15, 2011

grappling baby 

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.
Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.
grappling baby by katerader December 17, 2011

Grappling Hook 

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.
"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"
Grappling Hook by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004

grappling baby 

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.
A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!
grappling baby by astroo December 31, 2011

grappling baby 

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.
Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11
grappling baby by AccesiViale December 15, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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